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Happy holidays from the pizza fairy!
Lol, gotcha! This is my wiener dog friend Ralphie. (There is a pizza fairy, but he more closely resembles Super Mario than a dachshund dressed in a baby’s pizza costume. Or maybe she’s a unicorn, I forget.) He was a piece of pizza a few holidays back, which makes sense since our celebrations are usually food-themed. 
Anyway, I laugh every time this ensemble appears on my dash, remembering how utterly pissed Ralphie was to be wearing it. It only has arm holes - no openings for the legs - so he had to drag himself around by his front legs in order to get away from me. (“Ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!”) But at least I didn’t make him wear the silly chef’s hat. Plus he got to eat himself when we were through, so it was a win/win. Also, we upgraded him to Jayne Cobb this season, so there’s that.
Rambling now ‘cause I was up at 4AM this morning cleaning Ralphie vom off the bed. Clearly I had it coming.

Have a delicious and saucy Sunday, people!

Happy holidays from the pizza fairy!

Lol, gotcha! This is my wiener dog friend Ralphie. (There is a pizza fairy, but he more closely resembles Super Mario than a dachshund dressed in a baby’s pizza costume. Or maybe she’s a unicorn, I forget.) He was a piece of pizza a few holidays back, which makes sense since our celebrations are usually food-themed. 

Anyway, I laugh every time this ensemble appears on my dash, remembering how utterly pissed Ralphie was to be wearing it. It only has arm holes - no openings for the legs - so he had to drag himself around by his front legs in order to get away from me. (“Ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!”) But at least I didn’t make him wear the silly chef’s hat. Plus he got to eat himself when we were through, so it was a win/win. Also, we upgraded him to Jayne Cobb this season, so there’s that.

Rambling now ‘cause I was up at 4AM this morning cleaning Ralphie vom off the bed. Clearly I had it coming.

Have a delicious and saucy Sunday, people!

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