Take an unsuspecting diner to chef Aaron Adams’ sustainable trattoria Portobello Vegan, and they may not recognize that the entire menu — pizzas, pastas, grilled mushrooms — is meat- and dairy-free. Adams’ spicy seitan sausage (which tops the Spicy Arrabiata pizza) mirrors the meaty version in texture, with fennel and red pepper flakes bringing the flavor to what’s essentially a sausage-shaped dough.
So this afternoon I went for a speed walk (wearing green ankle weights! and old lady, “just got out of the eye doc” sunglasses! and my old work apron! don’t ask! my point is, I am grody to the max, or whatever the kidz are saying these days!) and when I returned, was surprised to find that our followers had jumped from about 280 to nearly 400 in the space of like 90 minutes. Shit, son! And still they come! As I write this, we’re up to 487. No, wait. 489! 492!
That’s the power of the vegansaurus bump, baby. Or maybe I should say vegansaurus smash or stomp or something, seeing as they’re all ginormous pink dinos over there. NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. Dinosaurs are THE BEST. Especially the herbivores! I’m a total vegansaurus fangirl, is what I’m saying.
Welcome, new friends! Sit down, kick back with a cold one, try not to drool on your keyboard too much. AND SEND US YOUR VEGAN PIZZA NOMZ! Sharing is caring!
The newly launched vegan discount site VeganCuts.com HAS A DEAL THAT YOU CAN’T REFUSE: a case of Nacho Mom’s Vegan Queso for just $30.98. THAT’S FREE SHIPPING, PEOPLE! TWENTY TWO BUCKS IN SAVINGS! The case is split halfsies between three jars of Ultimate Queso and three of the brand spaking new, not yet released Voodoo Queso flavor … which means that you get to be one of the COOL KIDS and try it before anyone else! SPECIAL.
Of course, I bet they both taste divine when smothered on a spicy nacho-taco pizza! Give it a try and SEND US YOUR PICS!
languagetapes asked: Great blog! I was wondering if you could recommend any other vegan tumblrs?
Thanks! Here are a few I follow: