I am only 3 pieces shy of eating a whole pizza. Continue to eat? Y/N.CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE/DEAThhhhhhh hng
Holy shit I used to love Choose Your Own Adventure books and isn’t Psych letting viewers vote on the ending tonight? So many feelings. Must go talk to some pizza. Luckily there’s a sexy little French bread number in my oven right now.
When there is one slice of pizza left and someone is all ”You can have it if you want” even thought it’s quite apparent they want it. Rookie mistake. I will eat that last slice of pizza right in front of you and not feel an ounce of guilt for doing so.