Yeah, it’s vegan bread. Yes, with vegan butter. And I eat vegan cheese, vegan mayonnaise, vegan chicken, vegan steak strips, vegan shrimp, vegan ice cream, vegan sour cream, vegan cupcakes, vegan marshmallows, vegan chocolate, ad infinitum.
I feel like such a tool saying vegan-this & vegan-that, but people are so baffled when I say things like, “I’m eating a bagel with cream cheese.”
They’re like, “OH HAY, UM. YOU CAN’T EAT THAT, IT’S NOT VEGAN.”
Well, obviously I have a cream cheese that is vegan. Or else I would not be eating it…because I’m vegan.