“Donald Trump, why don’t you just take that fork and stick it right in New York’s eye?”
Okay, so this segment from last night’s edition of The Daily Show has little-to-nothing to do with veganism - in fact, there’s a rather gross reference to “pork sausage” about halfway through (PORK SAUSAGE HAD A MOM TOO! SO UNCOOL, GUYS.), and in Jon’s rundown of authentic Italian pizza joints, there’s nary a vegan-friendly place to be seen* - but this is just too hilarious not to share.
Possibly you’ve already seen the photos of Donald Trump and Sarah Palin eating “genuine” (read: food chain) New York pizza … WITH FORKS! To make matters worse, The Donald stacks his pizza, which - as Jon points out - effectively ruins the crust of the top slice by encasing it in a steam bath. THE FOLLY! THE AUDACITY! THE UN-AMERICANNESS, nay, INHUMANITY OF IT ALL!
“Based on how you eat pizza, Donald, I want to see your long-form birth certificate. I don’t think you were really born in New York.”
THIS!
* I’m assuming, anyhow; in my three months of vegan pizza blogging, I haven’t seen any of these eateries receive props from my fellow vegan travelers/pizza aficionados. BUT CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG, MKAY?
