fuck yeah vegan pizza

You say DAY-YA, I say DIE-YA. The more interesting question is, what’s the proper pronunciation for a VEGAN ZOMBIE? My instinct says DIE-YA, since they’re made of rotting corpses and all; on the other hand, they’re UNDEAD rotting corpses, so there’s that. DEAR DOG WHAT IS THE BEST AND TRUE ANSWER? I think I just blew my own mind.

But still. PIZZA ROLLS! Life is good.

reblogged from vegansaurus:

Cooking With the Vegan Zombie: pizza rolls! I just watched this whole ten minute video even though I’m like not cooking or anything and it was pretty entertaining. For one, I think I found my date to the veggie prom! But also, I feel like I’ve never wanted something more than I want a pizza roll right now at this minute. Right? I’m kind of upset now. How come I never have any pizza rolls! LIFE BLOWS.

Oh wait so how do you guys pronounce Daiya? He uses the new pepper-jack flavor in the recipe and he pronounces it like “day-ya,” is that right? I always say it like “die-ya” but I’m notorious for mispronouncing things. It actually makes up 40% of my charm. The other 60% is misspellings and malaprops!

Update! Laura has some thoughts on this post: “I asked the Daiya people and it’s pronounced “day-ya”, so your charm percentage is still on track. Also, Jonas makes pizza rolls semi-professionally, AND THEN HE DEEP FRIES THEM. They are ridiculous. We once had a party almost turn into a riot when he ran out of rolls before guests (MARK SHRAYBER) ate their (HIS) fill. Cons: we lost a lot of good friends that night. Pros: now we know who our real friends are, dozens of people were saved from adult-onset diabetes.”